| "Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." |
| “You're my sweetheart to the max. I love you like Crispy Critters.”- Wesley Willis |
| "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" -Barack Obama |
| "I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old." |
| "It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings." -Kurt Cobain |
| "That awkward moment when you chew on someone else's pen." |
| "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out" -Walter Winchell |
| after a great shopping with them. :) |
| “Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.” - Charles Caleb Colton |